Are youngsters just not cut out to be clean and tidy? How can different teachers have such opposed methods of teaching the long jump? What happens to confiscated football stickers? Do adults really understand the tortures of SATs? In the age of the playstation and the X-box can a gentle game of conkers ever be exciting? Can LSAs rise to a makeover challenge? What would children choose if they were allowed to watch any DVD they wanted? And of course, what feelings are stirred up as we prepare to face the perils of 'Big School'?