(Scroll down for song samples, characters and plot summary)
We’ve turned the events of a school week into a schedule of riveting TV programmes! Watch ‘Class Act’, a soap following the drama of a wet playtime. Join nursery-nurse, Jean Jolly, demonstrating a unique brand of classroom discipline, in ‘Little Blighters!’ See would-be singing stars trying to impress the judges for a place in the school choir, in ‘Y Bother’. Plus wacky quiz shows, documentaries and DIY challenges that all go to prove what an entertaining place school can be!
Sample piano score (JPG)
Sample script (PDF)
Note - the names of children's characters could be changed to those of the actors playing them. The names of the adult characters could be changed to bear more than a passing resemblance to those of the adults in your school, or on popular TV shows!
Fern & Reggie - Your hosts, providing quality continuity for the evening's broadcast.
Appearing in the soap opera 'Class Act'
Terry & Trish - landlord and landlady. Well, Yr6 milk and fruit monitors!
Andy, Stacey, Chloe, Gary, Sally and Chris - the morning break 'regulars'.
The McKenzie Twins - hoodlums and racketeers.
Dirty Dan - back to clean up his patch.
Appearing in the reality show 'Little Blighters'
Narrator/voiceover - a voice of calm.
Mrs Jenkins - reception teacher at her wits end!
Mrs Potts - her equally wits-ended assistant!
James, Ali, Sam, Simon, Hannah and Ella - troublesome tots!
Jean Jolly - top nursery nurse and specialist in disciplining the under-fives.
Appearing in the quiz show 'Dead Weight'
Dudley Nightshade - no-nonsense quiz master, and headteacher of the 'old school'!
4 contestants - what on earth have they let themselves in for?!
Appearing in the search-for-a-star show 'Y Bother'
Jasmine Wylde - sassy and stylish presenter.
Steve Powell, Sherry Cola and Hughie Wells - respected judges.
4 wannabe singing stars - have they got what it takes to make it into the school choir?
Appearing in the makeover show 'DIY Distress'
Will Fixit - genial school caretaker, ready for any challenge.
Chippy, Sparky, Bricky and Pipes - Will's skilled and eager colleagues.
Appearing in the gritty fly-on-the wall documentary 'Supervisors
Betty, Doreen, Gladys, Phyllis, and Audrey - dinner supervisors tackling crime on the lunchtime frontline.
Wayward children - pushing their luck!
Appearing in our wind down programme, 'Assembly Time'
Miss Conduct - softly spoken headteacher, providing a thought for the day.
Just think about it - the events of a typical school week transformed into an evening's worth of television programmes! What a riveting and entertaining viewing schedule it would make! Well, we've done it! Welcome to the first broadcast from STV (School Television), hosted by the ever-popular presenters, Fern and Reggie.
Turn on, tune in and relax, as your eyes and ears are bombarded with musical televisual treats, which will give you an insight into the poignant and often hilarious world of school. Whether you're a soap fan, a quiz show devotee, or a reality TV addict, we promise to cater for all tastes, and provide you with a memorable evening's entertainment.
First up 'Class Act', a new soap opera which follows the dramatic happenings during wet playtime! Learn from expert nursery nurse, Jean Jolly, as she shares her unique brand of discipline with the under-fives, in 'Little Blighters'. Expect more than a few barbed comments from host Dudley Nightshade as he fires those test questions, in our quiz show 'Deadweight'. Cringe as more would-be singing stars try to impress the judges and gain a place in the school choir, in our talent show 'Y Bother'. Join genial caretaker, Will Fixit, as he and his crew take on maintenance challenges in and around school, in 'DIY Distress!'. Be a fly on the wall as we follow the ladies on the frontline of lunchtime law enforcement, in 'Supervisors'. And as some of us say a final goodbye to primary school, enjoy an opportunity for some calm thought and reflection, as headteacher, Miss Conduct, leads the congregation in 'Assembly Time'.
So, just sit back, and in the words of our signature song,
"No changing channels,
Drop that remote-control,
'Cause it's Lights, Camera, Action!
We're ready to roll!"
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