CHARACTERS
Speaking parts in order of appearance

Note - the names of children's characters could be changed to those of the actors playing them. The names of the adult characters could be changed to bear more than a passing resemblance to those of the adults in your school, or on popular TV shows!

Fern & Reggie - Your hosts, providing quality continuity for the evening's broadcast.

Appearing in the soap opera 'Class Act'
Terry & Trish - landlord and landlady. Well, Yr6 milk and fruit monitors!
Andy, Stacey, Chloe, Gary, Sally and Chris - the morning break 'regulars'.
The McKenzie Twins - hoodlums and racketeers.
Dirty Dan - back to clean up his patch.

Appearing in the reality show 'Little Blighters'
Narrator/voiceover
- a voice of calm.
Mrs Jenkins - reception teacher at her wits end!
Mrs Potts - her equally wits-ended assistant!
James, Ali, Sam, Simon, Hannah and Ella - troublesome tots!
Jean Jolly - top nursery nurse and specialist in disciplining the under-fives.

Appearing in the quiz show 'Dead Weight'
Dudley Nightshade - no-nonsense quiz master, and headteacher of the 'old school'!
4 contestants - what on earth have they let themselves in for?!

Appearing in the search-for-a-star show 'Y Bother'
Jasmine Wylde - sassy and stylish presenter.
Steve Powell, Karen Oswald and Hughie Wells - respected judges.
4 wannabe singing stars - have they got what it takes to make it into the school choir?

Appearing in the makeover show 'DIY Distress'
Jim Fixit - genial school caretaker, ready for any challenge.
Chippy, Sparky, Bricky and Pipes - Jim's skilled and eager colleagues.

Appearing in the gritty fly-on-the wall documentary 'Supervisors
Betty, Doreen, Gladys, Phyllis, and Audrey - dinner supervisors tackling crime on the lunchtime frontline.
Wayward children - pushing their luck!

Appearing in our wind down programme, 'Assembly Time'
Miss Conduct - softly spoken headteacher, providing a thought for the day.