Well they're creepy little critters, only 3 feet tall,
Who seem to get everywhere.
With shoes on the wrong feet, gloves on strings,
And Pritt-Stick in their hair.
The garbled tongue in which they speak
Is alien to me,
It's proof that they're all monsters from
Another galaxy!
Infants are very extraordinary,
A veritable breed apart.
Everyone be wary, 'cause infants are scary,
They've got spooking down to a fine art.

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